OMG really dude!!!
Him: “I will never do that again. Took this girl out on a date and she smelt so bad”. “But you, you smell good”!
ME: “So sorry to hear that”. Thank you? Never judge a book. Just because she is pretty, doesn’t mean she is clean. All woman need to smell good and take care of themselves. Have a nice day”.
…I go my way, he goes his. Then a few min later, we cross paths again. He follows me to dunkin donuts where I’m in need of a coconut coffee.
This dude cuts in front of me to talk it up with “my friend” behind the counter and almost makes me miss my train! Did I fell to mention that with all the “keekeeing” I didn’t get my coffee.
I’m hot like fish grease right now. No disrespect to some men, but you get what you seek, she was dirty…you are rude!!!
To get a “lady”, you must first ask like a “man”.
Smooches and Duces!
I think the older I get, the more my patience is slowly starting to dwindle! Things like “noise”….seem to tick me off the most. When it involves the disruption of my sleep, productivity and overall peace of mind, I go “BANANAS”!
SO maybe all of the distractions with hearing my neighbors upstairs “get it on”, school kids across the street screaming at recess, police sirens in the middle of the night and pookie and dem shouting, “AAAYOOO”, when trying to get someones attention, is Gods way of saying “get your ducks in a row and purchase a home”!??
When did you first realize it was time to invest in NESTING?
“Onward, Upward and GOD Willing”!